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To the Angry Children of the World

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

My problem with Jim Sturgess.

Not a real person.

I just don’t like him.

Now, I understand that most woman find him attractive and that’s fine. That’s just fine. I’m not going to argue with you. That’s between you and the desperate screams of your biological clock. But that doesn’t mean we have to pay this guy hundreds of thousands of dollars (and unfortunately, someday soon, millions) to get on the big screen and give me an aneurysm. He’s terrible. He’s untalented. He’s not good.

Now don’t get me wrong. There is a place in this business for Jim. A very important place where he can still be enjoyed on the levels that I’m willing to allow. And that place is the porn industry. Now before you disagree with me, ladies, let me just say that I believe that Jenna Jameson is attractive. Very attractive. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to force people to watch her play Lady Macbeth. Maybe Olivia in Twelfth Night, but never Lady Macbeth.

In closing, you should just stop being a jerk and agree with me. Jim Sturgess is no good.

That, and I hear he’s mean to his dog.